We had this planned all along, suckers!
Since the days of Raj Kapoor, we’ve been exporting talent and beauty to Bollywood. Take a moment to consider this wall of fame.
Personally, I used to feel a sense of loss – a nagging thought that all these talented actors and actresses were somehow spirited away, seduced by the moolah and the opportunities to sing and dance in Gstaad.
Clearly, I was too hasty in thinking of all this as being an exodus. I know better now. It’s all part of a truly diabolical scheme – something larger, grander than I’d ever dared to imagine. Every dusky beauty we’ve let them have, every hunk with a sweet smile – Trojan horses, every single one of ‘em.
This is what they’re going to get, soon!
To listen to the newest Bollywood star perform in the Rashtrabhasha, click here.
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Hilarious!
Thanks so much. I’ve been meaning to see this gem from TR ever this since my friends raved about it. Thanks again.
You’re very welcome, Zero
Wow!
That ‘kunwara kunwara’ will be my new ringtone.
btw, I don’t mind losing Madhavan & Sidharth to Bollywood, especially Sidharth. You should watch him in a couple of Telugu movies – he’ll give you an aneurysm with his horrid, horrid acting. And with the last movie, most possibly also wrecked a debutant director (&friend of Karthik’s) career. Jerk!
Hey! C’mon now – if “acting” isn’t required of pretty belles, neither is it from handsome beaus. And besides, I just added the 2 men in order to bring a dash of diversity – we seem to feature lots of girls and not many men. I doubt that the northies want to keep either Madhavan or Siddharth. And we’ll continue to suck on lemons like Thambi
About TR – a friend admired the ability of Sun’s anchors to keep a straight face through out the farce… Who said hosting a Morning show wasn’t challenging? Katie Couric, eat your heart out!
So there is justice in this (cine) world after all.
Check out the sequel if you hadn’t already.
I found TR singing in Tamil and clapping furiously on the couch as funny!
And DoZ, this must also help you know that the anchors weren’t as innocent as you thought! Very wicked, asking him to sing and all that..