May 16, 2006

A Tongue In Teeth Romance

Both major Tamil weeklies this week open with a story that makes us deliriously happy. Apparently, Simbu – the man in the picture to the left – is reported to be high heels over head in love with our buxom mascot, Nayanthara. In real life, no less. And (knock on wood) the feeling is reported to be mutual, although she doesn’t wear high heels when he is around.

Now if only this were true, and the couple marry and she retires from movies like other buxom mascots, this blog will be closed for posts on the day of the wedding. Every single year till the divorce. And in an incredibly special gesture, Manoj has promised to replace the Ileana picture in his wallet with Simbu’s for a day. The studmuffin deserves it for his service to Tamil filmdom.

In his interview to Kumudam, Simbu all but acknowledges the rumors.

We are special friends. When I am around her, I feel something that I haven’t felt around other girls. She is certainly special.

Naturally, skeptic readers may think this is a just a publicity stunt to promote their upcoming movie. We at SilverScreen would like to reassure them that there is a lot of truth to the news. In fact, the two of them are so alike, it is a miracle they didn’t get together sooner. Consider this example.

In his interview to Kumudam, Simbu says

Whatever happens, I will let you all know. I am an open person, I don’t believe in covering things up.

And it should be obvious from this picture that Nayan is an open person who doesn’t believe in covering up things either. We rest our case.

I don’t believe in covering things up either!

I really don’t. There’s more obvious proof, but Karthik tells me this is a family site. Whats with that?

And I love hanging out with schmucks…the bigger the schmuck, the better. Simbu is so nice.

By the way, in the interest of avoiding being deluged by millions of emails, this is the Ileana picture Manoj carries in his wallet. Shady fellow, he is.

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7 Responses :


  1. 1 . on 16 May 2006 at 10:27 am # prash

    late breaking news:
    said simbu (an ever glowing tribute to his father, t.r., of course):

    ava enna paakka
    kadichenda naakka
    padam paarthom kaakka kaakka

  2. 2 . on 16 May 2006 at 10:54 am # sudha

    after this pic assault, i so have to go find a jude law movie.

  3. 3 . on 16 May 2006 at 11:36 am # manoj

    When I am around her, I feel something that I haven’t felt around other girls

    They`re called love-handles

  4. 4 . on 17 May 2006 at 8:46 pm # karthik

    Sudha, check out Ileana instead. It worked for me ;)

  5. 5 . on 18 May 2006 at 7:53 pm # Simbhu

    [QUOTE]When I am around her, I feel something that I haven’t felt around other girls[/QUOTE]

    It’s called hormones…-_-

  6. 6 . on 19 May 2006 at 1:53 am # sudha

    {begin scene}

    !!!

    Am hurt, indignant, and super annoyed!

    Do I sound gay? Do I? Do I?

    (not that there is anything wrong with that, of course)

    {end scene}

    kindly thrashing men like maddy, john abraham, etc, also , please? if possible, tat is :)

    and yes, ileana is better …

    btw, you help my desi dinner “cinema” small talk. you have no idea how my popularity grew at the mere “so do you know this new dudette called ileana?”. ( that is also when the hostess decided to force eight idli’s down my throat, so kinda double-edged sword )

  7. 7 . on 19 May 2006 at 9:46 pm # karthik

    Sudha :) We are very glad to be of help. And in your honor, we’ll post Jude Law pictures sometime, I promise.

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