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Poor Katrina Kaif. Apparently, she was dancing on the sets of this movie called Anees Bazmee’s Welcome and her sandals broke. And then she danced again, and the sandals broke again. Where normal humans would’ve lost their cool, Kaif makes horrid jokes instead.

Kat’s wry humour bursts forth, as she tells her make-up lady, “The designer must have got these sandals at a toy shop!”… [Link]

Wry humor alright.

But our beef is not with Katrina, it is with Mid-Day. So this cameramen sees a girl in a “lime-green strappy number, with gold embroidery, hopping around on one foot” and this is the best picture he can get? Was wry humor the only thing bursting forth? Gad. Fire him already, will ya.

Courtesy Mid-Day

Wait, we have more.

Apparently (that word again), Katrina is upset her latest movie flopped. How upset?

I was so disappointed, I wanted to jump off the nearest bridge… [Link]

So why didn’t she?

But the good thing was, that I was in London, with my family… [Link]

Eh? Ever heard of this, sweetie? (Ok, ok, that quote was a little bit out of context, but it is our blog, not yours.)

And finally, Katrina proves that she does possess an awesome sense of humor, in addition to several other awesome things. Who said life is fair anyway?

I would rather try to get an advanced knowledge of acting, than focus only on my accent, which can improve with time. I can understand Hindi, and speak it fluently,” says the actress, defensively. [Link]

Sidesplitting, really.