Stardonic

Senor Justin Surya, the young man who made Kushi, then Kushi, and then Kushi again before moving on to starring in sleazy comedies (that sleaze hungry Tamil dudes lapped up like there was no tomorrow) believes in laughing his problems off.

 

Question: The last few movies you made have tanked. Vijay has dropped out of your next project. We hear reports that you are very frustrated.

 

Answer: That is hilarious.

Question: Several magazines have reported that you’ve turned into a psycho who tortures people?

Answer: Sinister, loud laughter. Let them write what they want. Ha! Ha! Ha! [Link, subscription required]

We at SilverScreen don’t get the joke at all. However, we will state for the record that we are very disconcerted by his obsession with facial hair.

In my next movie I sport a beard. In the movie after that, I shave the beard and the moustache off. And then I grow both, and shave only the beard off for the next movie. [Link, subscription required]

Such dedication. Hair raising.

Surya may not be a psychopath (even though his mugshots suggest otherwise) but he is certainly delusional.

Why aren’t you married yet?

Marriage is very difficult for someone like me who is married to work. I am not alone here. Take Aamir Khan for example. He is so handsome, such a stud. Women lust for him… but there was a woman who dared to divorce this stud.

And what did our handsome stud do this time? He looked past all the pretty women and married a lowly assistant director. Thats how life is for dedicated workaholics like us. [Link, subscription required]

Such humility.

And while you are at it, spare a thought for the interviewer. “Are you a psycho” ranks on my list of top ten questions ever asked.