Stardonic

The members of SilverScreen wish to express our heartfelt gratitude to Priyadarshan. No – not for providing us with countless opportunities to make lemonade (well, he does keep throwing lemons in our face, and we’re of a an optimistic persuasion) – but for finally throwing something we heartily approve of! We hear he hit that most lovely of Bollywood starlets, yes – the one and only Shahid Kapur – on the jaw, with a cricket ball. We have long wanted to throw a number of things at this actor, and we’re very glad that someone finally did it. Now, if we can only arrange for a, ahem, friendly match with our other favorites (the Chimp, the Man-no-Woman-Will-Work-With, the Psycho, and other bete-noirs)…