Realityness
Reality shows are so, what’s the word – real. In fact, they are so much more real than actual life, we feel we need a new word for reality as depicted in a reality show. S*ardonic favors realityness*.
If you thought you knew life, read on to know better:
On camera massages can go too far!
Carol Gracias and Rupali Ganguly were constantly massaging Ravi Kishan’s legs and head. Even I massaged Anupama because she has a back problem. But I restricted the massage to the knees because I was well aware that the television cameras were constantly watching us. [Link]
Men can be so b*&$^#y
When I was brushing my hair Ravi came up to me and said… how grateful he was that I motivated him into losing five kgs…and then he voted me out! [Link]
Men can be so b*&$^#y Contd.
The guys all pretended to be friends with me. But…they all voted me out of the house. Can you imagine! [Link]
To tell time, you need a watch (or a clock)
In that house, there is no television, no music, no sense of time. Every day was like a year. [Link]
Self-actualization via realityness
I was a tomboy before Bigg Boss. Now, I am a woman. [Link]
My weeks inside that house have changed my attitude to life. Now I value what I have, I appreciate my friends and family. [Link]
*Truthiness was taken










‘xcuse me, but where are the massage pictures? Isn’t that the whole point? Ok, if not the actual massage pictures, we’ll take some wardrobe malfunction pictures of Ms. Gracias.
YES… where are those pictures? Even Illeana will do!