I am sure there is some type of profound message in here, but I can’t decipher it for the life of me. I usually just say damn in such situations. Damn.
Actually, I think she is three people. The third people is rather hot.
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Velu Prabhakaran is the type of filmmaker that makes sure all his movies carry Profound Messages.
A few years ago Velu made a movie called God ( “Kadavul” ). Nothing extraordinary there, except that the movie was meant to promote atheism. We don’t have exact numbers, but the movie managed to convert several deeply religious people into hardcore atheists, with the most frequently heard refrain being, “If there was a God, there’s no way he’d have let that movie hit the theaters.”
Thus encouraged by the success of God, Velu started working on his next movie which he chose to call Love Arena ( “Kadhal Arangam”) for reasons best known to him. The movie is ready for release now and as always it carries a message. Here’s Velu, in his own words:
My message is for the next generation. Here’s what I want my movie to tell them. Men have boobs just like women do. But women have some extra stuff going on in that area, so their boobs appear fleshier. That’s it. So I want the next generation to ignore boobs. [Link, subscription required]
Wow, I bet none of you knew that. Poor Velu is having trouble selling his movie to the censors – who never seem to understand such messages anyway – but I am totally sold.
The minute this movie hits the theaters, I am going. I’ll then look at the heroine’s breasts on screen and ignore them completely. You guys should do the same thing too. We owe it to the man.
Pictures courtesy vikatan.com
Rumor has it that SilverScreen photo-op favorite, Ajithkumar was coerced into parting with his advance after he decided to step out of his next project – director Bala’s Naan Kadavul.
Reports in the vernacular press have been suggesting that Ajith was grilled by some henchmen reportedly sent by Bala after the actor refused to be part of Naan Kadavul.
Though Bala and Ajith both said that they have sorted out the differences between them mutually, reports of Ajith being threatened have created ripples in the industry. [Link]
Things are still murky on what really happened with that, but a new report suggests that Ajith will now “show Bala who he is” by “releasing a movie on the same day as Naan Kadavul.” [Link]
While that may not scare Bala, we are quite sure this will.
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Please spare us Catman. Please. Please. |
And here’s a little something to help y’all overcome the trauma…
‘Tis the season for Southern Superstars to play dress up. Close on the heels of Rajinikanth prancing around in a blonde wig in Spain, Malayalam SuperStar Mammootty prances around in a tight football costume to promote his latest movie among football crazy fans. [Through Sify]
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Even a Ileana couldn’t have saved this one. |
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Mammootty standing still for the Portugese National Anthem |
At least we could look at Shriya in the Rajinikanth photos…
Have you ever wondered how all these girls can kiss this dude called Emraan Hashmi and not gag? Well, wonder no more. Apparently,
Most sex sirens believe it’s important to fantasise about your beau while giving lip service to other men. [Link]
In other words,
Lights, cameras and locations are just an added advantage but dreaming of your real life lover can do the job. [Link]
Stated otherwise,
If you think real, you can produce real. Think about someone you feel hot about and then you don’t need to make an effort in turning passionate. [Link]
Translated into normal English, this means that if you want to kiss someone you don’t really want to, you can make “the job” easier by thinking about someone else.
Here’s Mona Chopra, paraphrasing it for us.
While locking lips with my co-actor I can generate so much passion that it becomes difficult to make out that I am acting. Everyone thinks it’s some real hot scene going on. Even my director and crew get surprised to see that most of my kiss scenes get a green signal in the very first take. The key to this perfection is the image that I bring to my mind while smooching my co-star. I always keep the picture of my man before my eyes and imagine that I am kissing him. There is no need to feel uncomfortable about anything after that. Once you shut your eyes and think of your dream man then all the emotions start flowing naturally… [Link]
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Mona, naturally. (Pic through cinegoer.com) |
To reiterate, think of hot man, turn lights and cameras on and let it fly. Sweaty siren Udita Goswami has some specific advice on the type of hot man that will help.
Unless you give hundred per cent to a shot, you can’t make it look genuine. So, the right way is to have the man in your mind who makes you sweat at first sight and then you can smooch your co-star perfectly. [Link]
I wish we’d known this earlier: The secret to a great kiss is to think of a person who makes you all sweaty. We knew bosses were good for something ..
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Stop Gloating Dude. She’s kissing someone else right now. |
Nayan, you are my world. I’ll give you anything you want.
Anything at all?
Of course, ask and ye shall get it.
Well nothing big for today. I’ve always wondered about how I’d look with one of them goatees.
Goatee?
Yes, goatee.
Ok, here you go. Photographer, make sure you get that.
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Makeshift Goatee. Picture courtesy, vikatan.com |
Shamelessly lifted from an IM conversation with Manoj.
Ladies and Gentlemen, as part of our continuing series on hot South Indian heroes, we present this to you.
We are struck by the urge to say snarky things, but we are hurting from all the all the open jawed gawking we did: A feeble damn is all we can manage.
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A blue tinted Suman in a movie about the past. How appropriate! (photo courtesy: idlebrain.com) |
